For Spring 2017, Christopher Kane's prehistoric-style gem-embellished Crocs created a big bang of buzz on the Internet. 

There were also booties shrouded with doily lace that whipped up like a lion’s mane when a foot thrust forward, while another version came with a tasseled fringe.

Kane’s runway isn’t the only place stylish-but-cringeworthy footwear has been stepping out this season. According to Vogue Fashion News Writer Emily Farra, Dansko clogs are making a comeback in all their kidney bean–shaped glory.